Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
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