gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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