you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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