***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I know her cup size but not her name....
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