so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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