She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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