Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I love black thongs
I hate all girls vehemently.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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