That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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