Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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