so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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