I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
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I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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