so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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