The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Randomize
