We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Your cock deserves a montage
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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