I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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