I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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