I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
