Who wears a wallet chain?!
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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