i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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