Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
