Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Randomize