He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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