I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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