Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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