Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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