That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I love black thongs
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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