I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
They have beer where we have blood.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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