We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
