I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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