So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize