thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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