Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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