It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
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I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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