you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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