why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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