Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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