glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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