i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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