Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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