She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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