I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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