1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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