He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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