i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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