dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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