Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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