I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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