is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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