school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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