And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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