i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
