btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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